{"product_id":"battery-cliff-t-shirt","title":"Battery Cliff T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp\" style=\"max-width:540px;margin:0 auto;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\" style=\"margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e🔋 Social battery was fine until someone said \"let's go around the room.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;font-size:.95em;opacity:.75;\"\u003ePrinted for you in 2–5 days, at your door 3–5 after. Free shipping on any 2+ tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e📝\u003c\/span\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle — lightweight, broken-in-soft ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid colors 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers a soft cotton\/poly blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex, semi-fitted, true to size — size up for more room to disappear into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk, so it keeps its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order and shipped quietly to your door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade, packed, and shipped in the USA by people who'd also rather be staying in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003eHow to not ruin your new favorite shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCold water only — hot water is for overachievers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn it inside out first, to protect the graphic you're going to wear until it falls apart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a gentle detergent; this soft cotton is chill, so keep it that way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe first wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your nicer things.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eDrying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-dry if you can — it's gentler, keeps the soft texture, and it's more time to do absolutely nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low if you must, on a delicate setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePull it out as soon as it's dry so it doesn't wrinkle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eA few more quiet rules\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkip the bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo fabric softener; it messes with the texture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't iron directly on the print — flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003eGood things take time (but not too long)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on any 2+ tees — and 3 for $89 ships free too.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and shipped in 2–5 days. We're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing — usually 3–5 days to your door.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrack it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eReturns — the \"something went wrong\" policy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDamaged or defective? 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