{"product_id":"department-of-no-t-shirt","title":"Department Of No T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp\" style=\"max-width:540px;margin:0 auto;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\" style=\"margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e🚫 Dept. of No. Established before you asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;font-size:.95em;opacity:.75;\"\u003ePrinted for you in 2–5 days, at your door 3–5 after. Free shipping on any 2+ tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e📝\u003c\/span\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle — lightweight, broken-in-soft ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid colors 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers a soft cotton\/poly blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex, semi-fitted, true to size — size up for more room to disappear into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk, so it keeps its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order and shipped quietly to your door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade, packed, and shipped in the USA by people who'd also rather be staying in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003eHow to not ruin your new favorite shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCold water only — hot water is for overachievers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn it inside out first, to protect the graphic you're going to wear until it falls apart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a gentle detergent; this soft cotton is chill, so keep it that way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe first wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your nicer things.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eDrying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-dry if you can — it's gentler, keeps the soft texture, and it's more time to do absolutely nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low if you must, on a delicate setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePull it out as soon as it's dry so it doesn't wrinkle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eA few more quiet rules\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkip the bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo fabric softener; it messes with the texture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't iron directly on the print — flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003eGood things take time (but not too long)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on any 2+ tees — and 3 for $89 ships free too.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and shipped in 2–5 days. We're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing — usually 3–5 days to your door.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrack it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eReturns — the \"something went wrong\" policy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDamaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've got 30 days from purchase to let us know.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eItem should be unused and in the condition you received it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmail us at \u003ca href=\"mailto:support@introvertclub.shop\"\u003esupport@introvertclub.shop\u003c\/a\u003e — we're actual humans who respond.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out — we're all just trying to enjoy a quiet night in without unnecessary drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"opacity:.65;font-size:.92em;\"\u003ePolicy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":51244447629564,"sku":"24021584919619258738","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":51244447891708,"sku":"60649004805992341843","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":51244448153852,"sku":"10121211171296912567","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51244448415996,"sku":"11042897923905158156","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244448678140,"sku":"31738404869443811056","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":51244447662332,"sku":"25621368944424563644","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":51244447924476,"sku":"22631210756630790221","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":51244448186620,"sku":"12613360033423501089","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":51244448448764,"sku":"16911534836639865115","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244448710908,"sku":"11377215297850832814","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51244447695100,"sku":"18364756482909936097","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51244447957244,"sku":"78584023515981679432","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51244448219388,"sku":"89475833387686639431","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51244448481532,"sku":"28608040238997998396","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244448743676,"sku":"27994700785932328873","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51244447727868,"sku":"12710717827109744340","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51244447990012,"sku":"18094611347460482069","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51244448252156,"sku":"32597352177091436573","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51244448514300,"sku":"28021398133133253341","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244448776444,"sku":"19075683611093204349","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51244447760636,"sku":"66903990179815199953","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51244448022780,"sku":"25962577268640700401","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51244448284924,"sku":"44424636579792355363","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51244448547068,"sku":"90729389189167106396","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244448809212,"sku":"96511074258453488513","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ S","offer_id":51244447793404,"sku":"36410281259668068564","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ M","offer_id":51244448055548,"sku":"60675691324437041264","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ L","offer_id":51244448317692,"sku":"21253601134257237711","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ XL","offer_id":51244448579836,"sku":"65550863175215281333","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244448841980,"sku":"18409173234307192656","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ S","offer_id":51244447826172,"sku":"31509086788939184580","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ M","offer_id":51244448088316,"sku":"37792423585342748722","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ L","offer_id":51244448350460,"sku":"27488139152695140131","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ XL","offer_id":51244448612604,"sku":"18447986763895256736","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244448874748,"sku":"22587615277571028122","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ S","offer_id":51244447858940,"sku":"12118436084796672140","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ M","offer_id":51244448121084,"sku":"41983093582594112110","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ L","offer_id":51244448383228,"sku":"78579548304373979787","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ XL","offer_id":51244448645372,"sku":"52951835762619969921","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244448907516,"sku":"67057895111075689710","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0780\/4069\/5036\/files\/department-of-no-t-shirt-light-blue.jpg?v=1788912278","url":"https:\/\/www.introvertclub.shop\/products\/department-of-no-t-shirt","provider":"Introvert Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}