{"product_id":"do-not-perceive-me-t-shirt-1","title":"Do Not Perceive Me T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp\" style=\"max-width:540px;margin:0 auto;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e.ic-pdp details{border-top:1px solid rgba(17,19,21,.12);}.ic-pdp details:last-of-type{border-bottom:1px solid rgba(17,19,21,.12);}.ic-pdp summary{list-style:none;cursor:pointer;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;gap:12px;padding:14px 2px;font-weight:600;letter-spacing:.01em;}.ic-pdp summary::-webkit-details-marker{display:none;}.ic-pdp summary::after{content:\"\";width:9px;height:9px;border-right:2px solid currentColor;border-bottom:2px solid currentColor;transform:rotate(45deg);transition:transform .2s ease;margin-right:4px;flex:0 0 auto;}.ic-pdp details[open] summary::after{transform:rotate(-135deg);}.ic-pdp__body{padding:0 2px 16px;line-height:1.6;}.ic-pdp__body p{margin:0 0 12px;}.ic-pdp__body p:last-child{margin-bottom:0;}.ic-pdp__lead{font-weight:600;font-size:1.05em;}.ic-pdp__body p.ic-pdp__sub{font-weight:600;margin:16px 0 7px;}.ic-pdp__list{margin:0 0 4px;padding:0;list-style:none;}.ic-pdp__list li{position:relative;padding-left:18px;margin:0 0 9px;}.ic-pdp__list li:last-child{margin-bottom:0;}.ic-pdp__list li::before{content:\"\";position:absolute;left:2px;top:9px;width:5px;height:5px;border-radius:50%;background:currentColor;opacity:.55;}.ic-pdp__body a{color:inherit;text-decoration:underline;}\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e📝\u003c\/span\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003e👀 Please do not perceive me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle — lightweight, broken-in-soft ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid colors 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers a soft cotton\/poly blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex, semi-fitted, true to size — size up for more room to disappear into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk, so it keeps its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order and shipped quietly to your door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade, packed, and shipped in the USA by people who'd also rather be staying in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003eHow to not ruin your new favorite shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCold water only — hot water is for overachievers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn it inside out first, to protect the graphic you're going to wear until it falls apart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a gentle detergent; this soft cotton is chill, so keep it that way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe first wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your nicer things.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eDrying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-dry if you can — it's gentler, keeps the soft texture, and it's more time to do absolutely nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low if you must, on a delicate setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePull it out as soon as it's dry so it doesn't wrinkle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eA few more quiet rules\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkip the bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo fabric softener; it messes with the texture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't iron directly on the print — flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003eGood things take time (but not too long)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on any 2+ tees — and 3 for $89 ships free too.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrders ship within 7 days. We're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing — usually 2–5 days to your door.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrack it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eReturns — the \"something went wrong\" policy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDamaged or defective? 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