{"product_id":"five-minute-rule-t-shirt","title":"Five Minute Rule T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp\" style=\"max-width:540px;margin:0 auto;text-align:left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\" style=\"margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e⏱️ Arrive. Be seen. Leave. Five minutes, tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;font-size:.95em;opacity:.75;\"\u003ePrinted for you in 2–5 days, at your door 3–5 after. Free shipping on any 2+ tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e📝\u003c\/span\u003eDescription\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 Softstyle — lightweight, broken-in-soft ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid colors 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers a soft cotton\/poly blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex, semi-fitted, true to size — size up for more room to disappear into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk, so it keeps its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order and shipped quietly to your door\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade, packed, and shipped in the USA by people who'd also rather be staying in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/span\u003eWashing Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003eHow to not ruin your new favorite shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCold water only — hot water is for overachievers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurn it inside out first, to protect the graphic you're going to wear until it falls apart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a gentle detergent; this soft cotton is chill, so keep it that way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe first wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your nicer things.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eDrying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-dry if you can — it's gentler, keeps the soft texture, and it's more time to do absolutely nothing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low if you must, on a delicate setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePull it out as soon as it's dry so it doesn't wrinkle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eA few more quiet rules\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSkip the bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo fabric softener; it messes with the texture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't iron directly on the print — flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-flex;align-items:center;gap:.4em;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"filter:grayscale(1);\"\u003e📦\u003c\/span\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"ic-pdp__body\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__lead\"\u003eGood things take time (but not too long)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on any 2+ tees — and 3 for $89 ships free too.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and shipped in 2–5 days. We're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing — usually 3–5 days to your door.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrack it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ic-pdp__sub\"\u003eReturns — the \"something went wrong\" policy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ic-pdp__list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDamaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've got 30 days from purchase to let us know.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eItem should be unused and in the condition you received it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmail us at \u003ca href=\"mailto:support@introvertclub.shop\"\u003esupport@introvertclub.shop\u003c\/a\u003e — we're actual humans who respond.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out — we're all just trying to enjoy a quiet night in without unnecessary drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"opacity:.65;font-size:.92em;\"\u003ePolicy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Heather Berry \/ S","offer_id":51244387664124,"sku":"20458979325984667052","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ M","offer_id":51244387893500,"sku":"10925731168424433471","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ L","offer_id":51244388122876,"sku":"33299108145677500638","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ XL","offer_id":51244388352252,"sku":"18047188953810045775","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244388581628,"sku":"13384323963626734836","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":51244387467516,"sku":"25642362810164598576","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":51244387696892,"sku":"11378157342642468693","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":51244387926268,"sku":"31911726321376059579","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":51244388155644,"sku":"22950149622920511052","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244388385020,"sku":"18959144354616467423","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":51244387500284,"sku":"27935526932154823479","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":51244387729660,"sku":"32752072143018655320","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":51244387959036,"sku":"20523309194776641599","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51244388188412,"sku":"20852320836703093356","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244388417788,"sku":"16713076727818340057","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51244387533052,"sku":"12366100997158662441","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51244387762428,"sku":"17471916718561306209","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51244387991804,"sku":"32280866771760259884","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51244388221180,"sku":"13048686653411843861","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244388450556,"sku":"28793596822262820612","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":51244387565820,"sku":"28951133670801326485","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":51244387795196,"sku":"28575730064451581434","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":51244388024572,"sku":"33065468805082331412","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":51244388253948,"sku":"12197547646873340319","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244388483324,"sku":"11975662337064612913","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ S","offer_id":51244387598588,"sku":"11953707220003960974","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ M","offer_id":51244387827964,"sku":"31492078635804316691","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ L","offer_id":51244388057340,"sku":"28824245613328670314","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ XL","offer_id":51244388286716,"sku":"12798503255406455640","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244388516092,"sku":"83407789543230311533","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ S","offer_id":51244387631356,"sku":"44872777269470617515","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ M","offer_id":51244387860732,"sku":"17632091994583272077","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ L","offer_id":51244388090108,"sku":"14306823603315498686","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ XL","offer_id":51244388319484,"sku":"41619632308730269123","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ 2XL","offer_id":51244388548860,"sku":"29711271344137922951","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0780\/4069\/5036\/files\/five-minute-rule-t-shirt-heather-berry.jpg?v=1788912552","url":"https:\/\/www.introvertclub.shop\/products\/five-minute-rule-t-shirt","provider":"Introvert Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}