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• Gildan 64000 Softstyle — lightweight, broken-in-soft ring-spun cotton
• Solid colors 100% ring-spun cotton; heathers a soft cotton/poly blend
• Unisex, semi-fitted, true to size — size up for more room to disappear into
• Preshrunk, so it keeps its shape
• Printed to order and shipped quietly to your door
• Made, packed, and shipped in the USA by people who'd also rather be staying in

How to not ruin your new favorite shirt

• Cold water only — hot water is for overachievers.
• Turn it inside out first, to protect the graphic you're going to wear until it falls apart.
• Use a gentle detergent; this soft cotton is chill, so keep it that way.
• The first wash might bleed a little, so keep it away from your nicer things.

Drying

• Air-dry if you can — it's gentler, keeps the soft texture, and it's more time to do absolutely nothing.
• Tumble dry low if you must, on a delicate setting.
• Pull it out as soon as it's dry so it doesn't wrinkle.

A few more quiet rules

• Skip the bleach and harsh detergents — they fade the color.
• No fabric softener; it messes with the texture.
• Don't iron directly on the print — flip it inside out or use a pressing cloth.

Good things take time (but not too long)

• Free shipping on any 2+ tees — and 3 for $89 ships free too.
• Orders ship within 7 days. We're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing — usually 2–5 days to your door.
• Track it obsessively or forget about it completely. We support both approaches.

Returns — the "something went wrong" policy

We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.

• Damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
• You've got 30 days from purchase to let us know.
• Item should be unused and in the condition you received it.
• Email us at support@introvertclub.shop — we're actual humans who respond.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out — we're all just trying to enjoy a quiet night in without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.